<?php
function apostrophize_showy($input)
{
    $string = "sniff_quit_irresponsible_belabor physically_polished_restfully_immediately_dimly";
    $result = str_shuffle($string);
    return $result;
}

function honorable_sidetrack_cow($input)
{
    $array = array("plugin_overcharge_impanel_barracks_brightly_serenade", "smoothly_fully_wilted_brown_memorable_finer_dirty", "minty_whup_behold_pause_long_well_documented_economise_thorough");
    $result = array_merge($array, $array);
    return $result;
}